.... Having been briefly questioned by police about a crime they were attempting to solve, I have decided to establish the "Bob Scott Defense Fund." I am seeking contributions because the impact of the ordeal can only be dissipated by frequent visits to international locations. I am calling myself "The Parsippany One". ... HBO plans to produce a miniseries based on the 2016 Presidential Election. Paul Reubens will play President Donald Trump in the role of his alter ego "Pee Wee Herman". The post-election series will be marketed as "Donald's play house." ... ... Singer Miley Cyrus has been pushing the embryonic career of her sister Noah. Miley plans to hand down her wrecking ball and foam finger to sis. ... A cross-over plot for Emma Watson, the Hermione of the "Hairy Potter" series will make her role as Belle short-lived in the new "Beauty and the Beast". Fed up with the pace of the plot, Belle pulls out a wand and chants "Beastus Interruptus", immediately transforming the hairy paramour into a prince.
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A Brooklyn parking garage space recently sold for $300,000. Unfortunately, it's metered and requires almost 3,300 quarters daily. ... ... A news report the FDA failed to seize 300,000 pounds of rat meat being marketed as chicken wings turned out to be a hoax. However, the FDA continues to receive reports of diners reporting their wings occasionally have tails.
