Come to think of it, I'll take a punch for $500. ... In another embarrassing incident for United a three-foot-long rabbit died at one of the company's pet holding facilities in Chicago. The company dismissed it as just another hare-brained episode. ... United rejected a more aggressive ad campaign aimed at persuading customers to surrender seats in case of overbooking. A smuggled tape shows a spokesman saying, "When we ask you to give up your seat, maybe you ought to think about it. You just never know when you might fall down and break both knee caps." With unproved allegations of sexual harassment made against commentator Sean Hannity by a former guest, Fox News is starting to sound like a place with all the class of a strip joint with guys sitting around the stage hooting the dancers. ... The next town over in New Jersey has a traffic sign "Heavy Pedestrian Crossing". Hey, why do they get their own place? ... In an effort to broaden its customer base, Norton is now advertising its anti-virus software can ward off evil spirits.