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RANDOM TOUGHTS: TOM CRUISE Featured

Tom Cruise, photo by Gage SkidmoreAs all the kings’ horses and all the king’s men said to Humpty dumpty “Pull yourself together, man” Then, there’s the difference between the optimist and pessimist in observing the scene:

The pessimist sees a broken egg. The optimist sees the ingredients for an omelet. Liberals see unsafe manufacturing process and lack of sanitation. Conservatives see the free market at work.  … Heard an interesting radio discussion about male birth control What’s holding back the mail pill is the necessity of providing a pill that will remind men to take the birth control bill. The average female reaction is “I’m gonna rely on guys who can’t remember to do the dishes and clean up their apartments to take the pill?" There is some speculation that the memory aids could be dissolved in beer before it reaches the market. ... Just saw the movie “Mission Impossible, Fallout.” The impossible mission is a 56-year old man continuing to do all those stunts. Let’s see; Tom Cruise’s injuries from the film include a broken ankle. The sequel will be “Mission Impossible Full Frontal Cast”.  … The next debate over administration policy will feature President Donald Trump facing off against Attorney General Jeff Sessions.

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