... I have reached a point of wisdom in my life. When I see tabloid headlines that "Jen and Ben" are getting a divorce, I don't know who they are. Or care. ... TV Commentator, Bill O'Reilly, recently booted by the Murdochs, is in the running for the Bill Cosby Lifetime Achievement Award. I guess the Fox network exceeded its budget for settling sexual harassment claims. The speculation is O'Reilly will join Fox News founder, Roger Ailes, also ousted for harassment, on the new Grope-TV. ... I want to do a follow up advertisement to the one in which anxious car owners quickly have their cracked auto windshields replaced. In this 30-second spot, a type driver finds a cracked windshield and does nothing. Instead of the Satellite jingle we hear "I won't repair. I won't replace." ... Bitterly divided North and South Korea finally have an issue they can agree on—President Donald Trump—after he inaccurately stated South Korea was once part of China.