... It's spring and people are anxiously awaiting the annual return of the drones to Capistrano. ... Saw a new book at Barnes & Noble called "Starbucks for Dummies". It explains how to identify and order drinks of products whose names baffle you. ... Chobani is expanding its product line beyond its traditional Greek yogurt. The new offerings include Irish Yogurt, which includes a few shots of Jameson whiskey. ... Disney has issued a book, "Donald Duck—the Early Years." It details his history of being abandoned in a farm yard by his mother; his lifelong battle with anger control and the painful question of the paternity of Huey, Louie and Dewey and, of course, his long standing litigation with Donald Trump over the rights to the name "The Donald." ... There's an online video of disgraced Tour de France race Lance Armstrong explaining how to change a flat tire. Unfortunately, Armstrong was almost immediately accused of using doping in order to get the job done so quickly. ... Reports say a man armed with only a chocolate bar tried to hijack a Cathay Pacific flight and divert it to Sochi. The TSA has now banned chocolate in carry-on luggage.