Attorney General Jeff Sessions is picking up steam on his anti-marijuana campaign. Now, he wants to ban the songs “How High the Moon?” and “High Hopes.” … At a recent conference in Nashville, a hotel was advertising “Win a Wedding”.

A news item said most Americans prefer Darth Vader for president over any known candidates in 2016.  Former VP Dick Cheney immediately said he was willing to be the Dark Lord’s VP, but Vader shuddered when informed of the news.  … Previously unknown dialogue from “The Skywalkers” an unsuccessful TV spinoff from the “Star Wars series”:  “Luke, I am your father.” “Ah gee, now I know why you never came to career day.” And in an unfortunate situation, Vader is barred from passing through airport security when he won’t take off his signature helmet. … The guy sitting next to me said, “I always enjoy good night’s sheep.”