On the way from Newark to Cincinnati, I forgot to turn off my cell phone and the plane crashed and there were no survivors and—oh, it didn't do anything, did it? ... I saw a memory expert recently. He was able to perform incredible feats of memory such as being able to name all the owners of his bank over the last 20 years; the campaign promises of the last four presidential candidates; recite all the names of the GOP presidential candidates and understand all the language of a w-9 form ... In a tragic mis-scheduling of events, National Take Your Pet Hamster to Work Day coincided with National Take Your Pet Snake to Work Day. ... Ah it's fall and soon the leaves will be turning and the Canada geese will start their annual, well, annual not doing much differently.