The local supermarket has a line of natural cat food. It appears to be very authentic—I found Fresh-killed Bird and Squashed Rat. There's also a natural dog food brand led by "Fresh Kitty Litter", what your dog really likes to eat. ... I told my wife she would know I was senile when I start drooling uncontrollably. "Who'd? know the difference," she retorted.

We finally figured out what President Trump's problem was with German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Trump, who said Merkel had ruined Germany, thought the Merkel was the currency in use in her country. That came to light when he asked an advisor "How many Merkels to the dollar?" ... Republican Senators John McCain and Rand Paul have been feuding.

A Michelin star was accidentally awarded to a burger joint, "Le Bouche a Oreille" in Bourges, France. Diners who were attracted by the designation were somewhat suspicious of some dishes in the style “a la shingle”. … I have gotten to the point I don’t believe a word the media or politicians say and I have serious doubts about most of the things I say. 

There were no prices on the menu at the fondue restaurant near the La Jolla Hyatt, always a danger sign. I asked the guy at the door, "Can you just pour some melted cheese in a cup and I'll just dip my fingers in it?." The place next door was no better. "I was looking at the price for your free-range chicken. Can I have something you didn't have to chase so far?"