“Yes, he does. I made an appointment himself,” she said. “It’s not a CAT scan. It’s a dog scan,” I smirked. “Arf,” she responded. … The NASA Rover has landed on Mars.  Scientists have are looking for residual traces of water and possible evidence of past life. Perhaps they should sned it to Texas to look for water and heat following this month’s electrical outages. … Have you heard about the new Ted Cruz fun in the sun cruises? Every traveler gets an autographed Chris Christie beach chair when they visit Cancun, Mexico. … In a TV sitcom based on the hit movie “The  Shape of Water”, the concerned parents, Elisa and the Amphibian Man, are called to the principal’s office about why their son is falling his swimming lesson.  … Software vendor Akerna said Cannabis sales for Valentine’s day weekend topped $170 million, with sales trending towards women. I couldn’t find an appropriate Hallmark Card, with the proper sentiment. “Valentine. You fill my head with smoke” or “Valentine. You make me confused and full of laughter.”