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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GIULIANI

Giuliani Rudy 1In an upcoming sequel to “the DaVinci Code” the secret society the Illuminati has deteriorated. In the group’s new evolution it is often referred to as the “Dimly Illuminati.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARIO

Depending on which version of the calendar you follow, we just had National Accounting Day. Shoot, I forgot to send out my cards this year. I have one for next year: “May your life be as balanced as your accounts.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WILD KINGDOM

It was a bit overcast this weekend at Huntington Beach, Calif. But it was so romantic on the beach being able to bask in the glow of the oil rigs.  …  I know a lot of people love “In and Out Burger”.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STEPHEN MOORE

Someone asked me what my cookie policy is. I said if I see some I like, I eat them. … Airlines are reportedly studying how to cram more seats into their planes.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: "ALIEN"

A new movie is being filmed called “The Taking of Peloton 1-2-3” in which a crazed buff attempts to highjack an exercise cycle. It is reported to have the most boring chase in film history. ... In an effort to recruit younger generations of operatives, the CIA opened an Instagram account.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: POLANSKI

An opera based on advertisements by a famous lender, has just been completed. Called  “Wentworth,” it begins with the stirring tenor aria, “Ho un accordo strutturato” (I have a structured settlement. ) to which the lender replies  “Prendiamo quello che resta.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BACK NEXT WEEK

Taking a break because of taxes, travel, gardening, and general accumulation of things to do.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: HERMAN CAIN

Cain Herman by Gage Skidmore 1There’s been intense coverage of the problems that caused the crash of two Boing 737 Max airlines. The solution is a software fix.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MICHAEL JACKSON

Michael JacksonIn an update to “The Inferno”, the devil takes Dante to a place of great misery. Dante sees a horde of people who can barely move their bodies, which are contorted horribly as they attempt even the simplest move and are tormented with the lack of decent food and water.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARTHA BAKES

Martha StewartWith the summit between President Trump and North Korean leader Kim breaking down I have a feeling the two couldn’t agree on which fast food to serve at the next session. … Retail stores are closing at such a rate that owners across the nation are considering holding “A Night in the Haunted Mall” for Halloween.

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