… The movie, “Solo, a Star Wars Movie”, about a young Han Solo, will soon be followed by movies on the young Yoda, who was frequently tested for learning disabilities for his convoluted way of speaking; young R2D2, back when he was a kitchen microwave; and young C3PIO, who turns out to be the illegitimate grandson of the Tin Man from the “Wizard of Oz”. His parents added chrome to his genes so he wouldn’t rust like grand-dad. … They have final determined the reason for Darth Vader’s labored breathing. He had sleep apnea and it was nearly impossible to clean his CPAP. … Singer Demi Lovato has posted pictures of her stomach showing stretch marks and cellulite. Maybe this will start a new trend, “Celebrity Body Defects”. There should be a lot of interesting stuff on Charlie Sheen’s body.  … “I took the road less travelled, but fortunately I still passed the sobriety test when I was pulled over.” … One of my friends was puzzled by the famous Sherlock Holmes line “The game is afoot.”  “You wouldn’t say the game is a hand, would you,” he said.