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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JAR JAR BINKS

Jar Jar BinksI told a friend I was going to take some pictures of raptors. He said, "Oh, I love the old guys like Tupac." ... The Republican presidential debates have been interesting in that depending on polling numbers, a candidate can be dis-invited to the next event. I was thinking that it would be more fun to use the system of the game show "Russian Roulette", in which the contestants stand in a circle on a game platform.

One pulls a lever and spinning lights imitate the movement of a roulette wheel and depending on where the lights stop, a trap door opens and the contestant drops from sight. ... Donald Trump has declared all other Republican candidates to be ineligible to run for president based on their birthplaces. Hilary Clinton says a little-known law from 1798 prohibits anyone from Vermont from running for president. ... There is a new film about baseball officials standing up for themselves on the field called "The Umpires Strike Back." ... Star Wars sequels least likely to succeed? "The Return of Jar Jar Binks" and "Jar Jar's Revenge." .... Casinos in Las Vegas are placing over/under odds on the percentage of people who have seen the movie "The Revenant", who has not needed to look up the word's meaning. Actually, I thought the Revenant was going to turn about to be a Snickers commercial—you know where someone is behaving very different until they have a Snickers candy bar. ... And in an updated movie that follows the vampire legend, Count Dracula moves to New York City and is mistakenly put in charge of a blood drive—much hilarity ensues.

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