“Ah, mom, I want to be king. Pretty, pretty, pretty please?  … A thought on a question that has been bothering me—Is Johnson’s wax for waxing your Johnson? … Scott Pruitt, You’ve been named EPA secretary, what are you going to do next?” “I’m going to DisneyWorld (and the Rose Bowl).”  And to appeal to the generation that grew up on the $10,000 Pyramid, a new TV game show, The $43,000 phone booth is being considered, subject to Pruitt’s availability. … Despite the fact the IRS filing system went down this week because of hardware problem, I remain confident no one will be able to hack it. It’s well known the systems are antiquated and surely few hackers know the languages used to right code for the agency’s applications. …. Bitcoin has lost so much of its value we are likely to see the cryptocurrency used for Monopoly money. … Wells Fargo is being fined $1 billion for disregarding its advertised policy of locking-in interest rates for mortgages. But the banking company is not worried—it expects to recoup the funds by opening multiple accounts for its customers, whether they are aware of them or not. …” … For those who don’t know, today is 420 Day, for those who celebrate the use of marijuana. Darn, I forgot to send my 420 greeting cards again. “Happy 420, I wish you a , uhh, wish you, oh wow, Mallomars”.