There was a brief news item that Russia prime minister Vladimir Putin has divorced his wife of many year. Now, we know why he took over the Crimea—typical marital spat. "Honey where are you going?" "I don't know, take over another country or something," he yelled as he stormed out and slammed the door. ... Putin wants to take over David Letterman's show when the long-time late night TV host retires in the next year. Unfortunately, Putin can only come up with one Top 10 list—Top 10 Countries I'd like to invade.