… Professional ladies in Hamburg have been demanding that brothels reopen. Now there’s an issue to grapple with. They are fine with masks but still trying to figure out social distancing. I wonder if any of their cohorts in the United States were able to secure Paycheck Protection Loans. … Seventy-nine year- old Dr. Anthony Fauci may have set a record for a wide, first pitch for opening day between the Washington Nationals and the New York Yankees. Critics immediately said the error proved the inaccuracy of this statements about the COVID-19 virus. Nationals and Yankees? It’s been a while. What sport do they play, again? Cameras during pitchers’ duels this year will be set to detect signs of movement on the field. …. During a coronavirus briefing, President Donald Trump gave well wishes to Ghislaine Maxwell, the indicted associate of the late Jeffrey Epstein, accused of helping the latter in his abuses. I was wondering of sending her a card: “Thinking you on your recent indictment”. Her legal troubles appeared to have spoiled the chances for Ghislaine to be among 2020’s most popular names for female babies. … I am becoming suspicious the Russians are trying to interfere with local elections—some of the literature I’m getting has a Moscow mailing address. … Back-to-school specials are taking a new look this year with a supplies of masks, hand sanitizers and sympathy cards being packaged along with the usual notebooks and pens and pencils.