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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TEENAGE DRIVERS
- Friday, 20 January 2012
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- Written by mark
Following a minor traffic accident this week, I was feeling a lot like the Green Bay Packers after the playoff game with the Giants last weekend: All beat up and no place to go. The worst damage was to a black toilet that had been left at the side of the street for pickup. That poor toilet didn’t stand a chance.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: EURO BLUES
- Friday, 13 January 2012
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- Written by mark

A DEAD MOUSE
- Friday, 06 January 2012
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- Written by mark
Pepsi has denied a man's claim he found parts of a dead mouse in his bottle of Mountain Dew. The company maintains the mouse would have been dissolved by the liquid. I guess there is some truth to the rumor that the original name proposed for the product was "Mouse Away". There was also a report that Roach Motels would now have fountain service of Mountain Dew and Pepsi guaranteeing that "Roaches check in but they don't check out."
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RUNNING THE TOYOTATHON
- Friday, 30 December 2011
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- Written by mark
I think my car was in the Toyotathon. I drove it 26 miles 385 yards and it died. … The name of the company, Unit4, has always confused me. It sounds like the office next to the Men in Black bunker near the tunnel. “MIB can’t handle the alien invasion. It’s time to call Unit4.” Or maybe Unit4 was the ward housing Jack Nicholson’s character in “One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”
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- Friday, 16 December 2011
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- Written by mark
Love the advertisements for the Phil Spector Christmas album that are on radio right now. Spector is serving 19 years to life for murder. So of course, the latest version of his legendary work will include “I Fought the Law and the Law Won” and a special holiday rendition of “Folsom Prison Blues” and “I didn’t shoot the sheriff, the deputy or that broad."
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- Friday, 09 December 2011
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- Written by mark

RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHRISTMAS SPECIALS
- Friday, 02 December 2011
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Christmas specials start to dominate the television lineup. In a holiday version of “Flashpoint” the team faces a hostage situation in which a deranged elf holds the reindeer at gunpoint. And “Criminal Minds” pays special tribute to the season with “Who is Killing Santa’s Elves?”
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: EUROPEAN DEBT
- Thursday, 17 November 2011
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- Written by mark
European debt continues to dominant that news. To take advantage of the interest, there's a new reality TV show, "The Wheel of Debt". Customers spin the wheel to bet on which European country goes into default first. There's no winners. There's just the satisfaction of picking the loser and being right. And then there's the sure-hit, "Survivor Euro" in which European countries vie to see who gets voted out of the euro zone first. Greece is the odds-on favorite. Speaking of Greece, the hard-pressed country is nearing an agreement for a plan that would let it repay part of its obligations with feta cheese.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: AIRLINES MORE TRUTHFUL
- Friday, 11 November 2011
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- Written by mark
The airlines are getting more truthful. After the person at the desk gave the call for “first class, platinum elite, families with younger children, military personnel, people we feel like letting onboard early”, she then added, “and the rest of you riff raff.” Then when the usual announcements were being made, the flight attendant said, “In case the cabin loses pressure, oxygen masks will drop. Those in first class, please put them on. In coach, you can start the flow of air by tapping the cord with a major credit card. You can also insert cash in the slot above your head.”
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GREEK DEBT
- Friday, 04 November 2011
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- Written by mark

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