I'm not sure political debates have anything to do with reality, but what we are all wondering is if Donald Trump will present Hillary with a rose. ... In the pending divorce of movie stars, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, one of the most hotly contested issues is expected to be who gets top billing in the tabloids. And there are bets in Vegas on which filthy rich celebrity will have to pay money to the other filthy rich celebrity. ... Once upon a time, there were two pools of fish side by side. One held plain goldfish and the other the larger, more expensive koi. The koi were haughty and sneered at the goldfish. But one day, a heron came along and ate all the koi, but left the goldfish alone because they were so small. The lesson: sometimes it just doesn't pay to be koi.