... My inner child is sucking his thumb and throwing a tantrum. ... A friend knows a lawyer who does a lot of work pro bono. "Is he related to Sonny?" I asked. ... In the new move "Beauty and the Beast" actress Emma Watson, as Belle, tells the beast "I've always liked tall, dark and hairy. But can you do something about that musky smell" and hands him a barrel of "Old Spice". ... Hasbro followed consumer votes and ejected the thimble, wheelbarrow and boot from the venerable board game, "Monopoly". It is also updating the Atlantic City, N.J.-based game's geography and the  "Chance" and "Community Chest" cards. "Chance" cards now include events such as "Casino workers go on strike. Pocket their benefits", "Diving horse rescued by animal activists" and "Miss America chosen. Nobody cares." The low-cost Baltic and Mediterranean Avenues were condemned for redevelopment as casinos and the four railroad lines were abandoned. Free-parking is now $24 for up to eight hours.