United got another unwanted bit of publicity this week when a passenger was stung by a scorpion that fell out of an overhead bin. Hollywood has immediately begun planning the next Samuel L. Jackson movie "Scorpions on a Plane". ... Sage has announced entrepreneur and former boxer George Foreman will be a featured speaker at its Summit conference next month. I guess Sage will announced the world's first general ledger interface to a charcoal grill—Sage 100CG. ... Has anyone else noticed that the ads for Progressive Insurance and Cologuard, the colon cancer screening kit, feature talking boxes that look very similar. We just have to remind people to be careful when sending messages to both to be very careful about which mailing goes to the insurance company.