"That's just for using the software." ... We all have our faults—that's why God gave up Photoshop. ... Youngsters may be troubled by seeing a lot of different Santas in cities at Christmas. What's even worse is around Times Square in Manhattan when they see 15 orange-red suited Elmos trying to intimidate tourists into giving them tips. "Daddy, why is Elmo being so mean?" ... We think there is a winner in the nationwide contest to select the most disgusting candy cane flavor. Pickle-flavored canes received an overwhelming vote. ...Senator Al Franken, who came to notice in the comedy team Franken and Davis, plans to start a new act. It will be called "Franken and Moore" as the Democrat teams up with Alabama GOP Senatorial candidate Roy Moore as they tour the country conducting session on how to attract female voters. Franken, who appeared to paw over a woman in a photo, apologized saying he was merely feeling her out for support.... I think my computer has stopped working. The screen went black and there was a message I had never seen before. It said, "You're screwed." ... In the modern fairy tale, the evil Rumpelstiltskin is vanished when the prince hits "Control-Alt-Delete."