The house of Michael Hall, who played the “good” serial killer “Dexter” is on the market. It comes with a set of knives and a lifetime supply of plastic wrap. ... After two weeks away from ice skating, I was back for a lesson with my teacher. “It’s like I haven’t left,” I told him. ”The things I couldn’t do two weeks ago, I still can’t do.” Later, I was on a bench at the rink tinkering with my right skate, which was having a problem. “What’s the matter?” a guy next to me said. “I’ve got a screw loose.” “Yeah, but what’s wrong with the skate?” But my skating continues to improve. Just the other day, someone yelled, “What a Lutz!” or something like that.… A recent online feature listed 10 foods that people can eat that will make them more appealing to mosquitoes. I think the key is to never buy a product labeled “Mosquito Helper”. …. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does anyone care? … Archaeologists have discovered a massive tomb in Greece. It’s known as the tomb of the Greek Economic Advisors. Some ancient manuscripts found there have been tentatively identified as appeals for financial aid. … In the Holy Land, it’s been discovered that there were originally 12 commandments, but Moses Photoshopped out the other two. … I only have to be told something once to know I’ll have to be told again. … It’s important to make fun of yourself; it always feels good to be part of a large group. … A sign on the Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu proclaims there are 27 miles of scenic highway. It’s more like five miles of scenic highway and 22 miles of beach parking and suburban development. ... When I die, I believe that if my Facebook page is kept active, I will continue to receive invitations to place “Candy Crush” and “Farmville’ for all eternity.