"But we'll actually have to act," Gannon says. ... Overseas reports say the Swiss army made an incursion into France to get water for thirsty cows. The next aggressive move is expected to be a quick thrust to get all European stores to carry their useful knives.  ... A Kentucky man recently shot down a drone hovering over his house. Well, I guess that means bow hunting season can't be far behind. ... In the wake of Sen. Ted Cruz called Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell of his own party a "Liar" and a GOP Congressman seeking to oust House speaker John Boehner, the networks are floating the idea of a new realty show "GOP Gladiator" in which various leaders of the party face off with weapons of their choosing and a variety of verbal tirades. ... On the Democratic side, the front runner has struck a deal with Norton to lend her name to a utility that permanently deletes all traces of email. It will be marketed as HillaryWare. Also, the nation's comedians are petitioning to have VP Joe Biden enter the Democratic presidential campaign. They say party needs some comic relief. ... There's a report GM is still working on a complete fix for a hack of its OnStar system that enabled hackers to track locations of vehicles equipped with the device and open their doors. Among the more notable signals were cars refusing to go for tuneups and snickering when they would unexpectedly backfire.