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RANDOM THOUGHTS: PAUL RYAN

Paul Ryan, Speaker of the House of RepresentativesIn Morris County, New Jersey, a man who hit a Canada Goose with a golf club because it was keeping him from the ball, was fined in court after the goose died. Golf aficionados faulted him for using the wrong club. A wedge, experts said, would have lofted the bird into the lake and out of sight. Meanwhile, the person keeping score was baffled. "I can score a birdie or an eagle, but I'll be darned if I know how to record a goose," he said. ... There are reports that despite the fact Donald Trump has the Republican nomination sewn up conservatives are looking to block his selection.

One idea is to secretly move the convention to another city and not tell him, On the Democratic side, after Hillary Clinton garnered enough votes to secure that party's nomination, rival Bernie Sanders declared, "It's not over when it's over." U.S. Representative Paul Ryan, who had held off on a Trump endorsement, tried to balance his criticism of the standard bearer's comments about a judge with a Hispanic background. Ryan's initial draft on the subject said, "I wholeheartedly support our racist candidate" .... A judge who was censured for having intimate relations with two women in his chambers has won re-election in Orange County, Calif. Judge Scott Steiner had affairs with an intern and a lawyer. Courthouse employees in 2014 got suspicious when the lawyer, instead of saying, "May I approach the bench" was heard to comment "Why don't we use the bench?" He replied that he enjoyed courtroom appearances because she made such satisfying motions. Steiner was censured in 2014 by the Commission on Judicial Performance. It is not known if all his performances were rated. ...  ... Four new names have been adopted for new elements added to the periodic table. These include No. 177, Tenessine, named after the state of Tennessee. The element was discovered because of its distinct musical twang. The periodic table now goes up to No. 118. For those of you whose memories stop way short of 100 elements, remedial education is available. ... A recent TV ad shows a husband using technology to peer inside a refrigerator so if he should buy eggs. In some households, such a view might be considered extremely offensive to viewers. ... There's tragic news from the world of Disney after Grumpy, one of the original seven dwarves, drowned himself in a fit of remorse after his audition to become the next Travelocity gnome failed miserably. Friends say Grumpy, who had been diagnosed with a personality disorder, was despondent after he lost his part-time job as one of Santa's elves after he sewed eyes on a doll's rear end with a comment "That'll teach the little buggers."

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