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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MICHAEL PHELPS

Michael PhelpsA 91-year old woman at the swimming pool is a frequent opponent of mine in the game, Rummikub. For some reason, last week, she looked at me and spouted, "You're just a baby. I'm twice your age." I replied, "Oh, so you're 133?" ... A man in Rogue River, Ore., recently found pot in a portable toilet.

The comment of someone who was able to sample the plant noted, "It's really good s...t." ... I just got a robocall from a religious organization asking if I needed them to hold me in their thoughts. "You're saying I don't have a prayer right now?" I asked. ... After one of his Olympic good medalist Michael Phelps was crawling out of the pool with a great deal of effort. "I could do that? I remarked to a friend. "Swim like that? Give me a break," he responded. "No, I can crawl out of a swimming pool completely exhausted." . There have been many questions about how the 31-year-old can perform in such an outstanding many. I observe that he was seen between matches studying Gounod's opera "Faust". ... A new fundraising effort has been released for a disease named, "Trumpitis". The slogan is "Stop me before I speak again." ... In a new twist, Democratic presidential candidate Hilary Clinton has revealed many of her emails were destroyed in the attack on Benghazi.

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