... I was at a fish hatchery and saw one worker who was kneeling by a tank and mumbling things such as "I stole a candy bar when I was a kid. I cheated on my wife,..." "What are you doing, talking to the fish?" I asked. "It's an essential part of their care," He replied. "Essential?" I commented. "Yes, don't you know confession is good for the sole? ... A new game show is being planned stemming from all the allegations swirling around some Hollywood celebrities. It be along the lines of "To Tell the Truth" but will be called "Who Did You Grope?" with contestants trying to determine if celebrities are being truthful about unwanted contact with other Hollywood and TV personalities. ... Political strategist Donna Brazile complained in her new book that the "Colossal ego" of former president Barack Obama sapped the Democratic Party. That could explain why the official portrait painter of the former POTUS complained he was having trouble fitting Obama's headed into his artwork. .. Meanwhile, the report Brazile ended a plan to have protestors in Donald Duck suits disrupt President's campaign has upset animal activists who misunderstood her order to "Kill the damn, duck." Aides to Brazile responded that the prominent quacker was guilty of continuing harassment of chipmunks and deserved the treatment.