"Why?" I asked. He responded, "I need cash now." But not to be flummoxed, I responded, "Sorry, it's my money; I'll use it when I want to."... There is an opportunity for a new television series based on the game show "Family Feud". Called, "Real Family Feuds" it follows the family teams as they attempt to amicably split their winnings. ... There is sad news today from the North Pole as it has been announced Santa Claus has been replaced for being too familiar with female elves. The objects of his affections called the jolly red man, "Santa Claws" for his roving hands. The International Brotherhood of Elves issued a statement that they would work with management to ensure the Christmas delivery schedule is not delayed. ... The Oscars will go ahead with plans to honor disgraced producer Harvey Weinstein with a "Lifetime Achievement Award". It's just that the achievements cited will not be what was originally imagined. ... To fill some now open airtime, we could have Charlie Rose interview Matt Lauer and Bill O'Reilly. But it's an ill wind as they say—departures, including that of public radio's Garrison Keillor, are opening spots in journalism for a new generation. Meanwhile, some media organizations are creating templates announcements [Name here] has been terminated because of inappropriate behavior. “