... I guess with the launch of a Tesla atop his Falcon Heavy rocket, Elon Musk is well on his way to accomplishing humanity's dream of putting a car on Mars. He also has plans for a new line of fragrances. Musk's "Musk" is likely to be a hit. ... I recently told an acquaintance I don't care for, "You should donate our body to science, preferably paleontology." ... The combined Korean Olympic team has reportedly recruited North Korean escapees for the hurdles since they are used to running fast and dodging bullets and landmines. ... Although the Russian team is not officially at the Olympics, the individual athletes are odds-on favorites for the 100-meter doping competition. ... A student on an airline flushed a hamster after she was told it was not allowed on the plane as a service animal. I have had a couple of seatmates I would like to give the same treatment but I just couldn't make them fit.
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