… I have figured out why President Trump doesn’t like Canadian Prime minister Justin Trudeau. He’s envious of anybody with eyebrows that have a thicker growth of hair than Trump has on his head. As part of his dispute, Trump is considering proposing to build a wall between the United States and Canada to halt the alarming influx of Canada hockey players. … Remind me not to do this. A Minnesota woman saw a truck exhaust pipe and said “Hey, my head will probably fit in this.” She was stuck for 45 minutes. She will be in competition for the “Christmas Story Memorial Flag Pole” event in which contestants stick their tongues on a metal flag pole during extremely cold weather. The first person to have the nerve to rip the surface of their tongue off while disengaging from the pole is the winner.  … A rover on Mars has been knocked out by a huge dust storm on the red planet. It is expected a replacement will soon by launched by Elon Musk in his goal of sending the first automobile to another planet. … The results of the testing of my DNA were surprising. I shows I really am my own grandpa, something about too many cousins marrying each other.