Finally, I asked what he was doing. "Why, of course you know," he replied, "that confession is good for the sole.".... This week, President Donald Trump promised to end Klingon immigration and to make the alien species pay for the intergalatic wall to keep them out. ... Speaking of Klingons, when I watch a Star Trek episode in which there's a character who is part Klingon and part human, I always wonder who got the human parent drunk enough to sleep with a Klingon sounds like something that happens when you get sloshed at the prom. ... I had another friend who was pretending he was on "Wheel of Fortune". But I noted that after certain letters were turned over, he was repeatedly moving them. Why are you doing that? "Well, you know the importance of regular vowel movements," he commented. ... Wednesday was a really good day for watching television. The Steve Wilkos show reported the next day's topic was "Did you murder my son and have his baby?" I really think would have been better for a Mother's Day broadcast. And of course, his mentor Jerry Springer will host the all-time favorite "I'm My Own Grandpa." ... And then, there was this teaser for a news story to be broadcast later: "A study concludes adult toys may be after than children's toys." That could be because some adult toys vibrate and buzz and that makes it less likely you'll accidentally step on them.Last modified on Friday, 27 January 2017
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A friend of mine was cooking fish one night. I went into the kitchen two or three times and heard him bending over the fish and saying things like "I cheated on my wife last month. I stole money from my father's wallet when I was a kid."