A friend was listening to a new song I can't stand. "It grows on you!" he insisted. "So does ringworm," I replied. .... I am looking for new choice for answering pop-up questions on websites. "How can we improve our website?" "Stop asking me questions like that." "Is there anything we can do for you today?" "Yeah, make it so I don't get asked that again." ... In the updated tale, Ali Baba attempts to use the phrase "Open sesame" to open a door, but is thwarted when it responds, "You may have entered an incorrect password. Please, try again."