I filed a claim and they canceled my policy. … Had a nice lunch at a place that bills itself as farm-to-table but there’s a touch or two they could have left out. “Like what?” a friend asked. “They put a clod of dirt in my plate.” "That's definitely from the farm."… Democratic presidential candidate Tim Ryan got flack for not having his hand over his heart during the national anthem but had his hand quite a bit lower. The explanation is clear—He thought the other candidates were getting a free kick and he was taking the standard soccer precautions. … A man recently fired a gun in Kentucky’s Mammoth Cave National Park claiming he saw Big Foot. Apparently, he spent a lot of time near one of the state’s distilleries before making the trip west to the cave area. … Professional golfer Thorbjorn Olesen has been arrested for allegedly drunkenly assaulting a woman and urinating in the aisle in first class on a British Airways flight from Memphis, Tenn., to London. Turns out, he didn’t realize he was in first class; he thought he was still in coach and it wasn’t a problem. … As part of his push for Brexit, new British Prime Minister Boris Johnson wants map makers to declare the United Kingdom is not a part of Europe and have it described as a new continent.Last modified on Friday, 02 August 2019
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Domino’s is offering pizza insurance. If something happens to your pizza after you leave the store, it will be replaced. But wouldn’t you know it.