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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ARGENTINA'S MESSI
- Friday, 22 June 2018
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- Written by mark
A few observations about the World Cup: The Polish team set record for fewest total vowels in the names of its entire roster of players. FIFA officials are also considering some new awards, including, “Best Acting by a Player Who Was Not Actually Injured.”
RANDOM THOUGHTS: RODMAN
- Friday, 08 June 2018
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- Written by mark
Analysts are guessing the source of President Trump’s series of executive pardons. He apparently has always misunderstood the phrase “pardon me” … It was nice to see locals provide a home touch in Atlanta for former and current New York subway riders.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: ROSEANNE
- Friday, 01 June 2018
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- Written by mark
Samsonite CEO Ramesh Tainwala has resigned amid accusations he padded his resume. He has also been accused of roughly handling luggage and taking up too much space in the overhead compartment. … You have heard of the Epstein-Barr virus?
RANDOM THOUGHTS: PEYTON MANNING
- Thursday, 24 May 2018
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- Written by mark
Humor is a function of shared culture. Imagine what the cavemen joked about when the standup comic, Shecky Ugh, made his appearance around the camp fire. “How about that wheel?
RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARY POPPINS
- Friday, 04 May 2018
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- Written by mark
A new cookbook is being published, authored by one of the leaders of the United Arab Emirates entitled “Sheikh and Bake”. ... A wise person once said, "If the Kardashians didn't exist, we would have to invent them." ... Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. In New Jersey, it doesn't have a chance of making it.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: JOHN BOLTON
- Friday, 23 March 2018
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- Written by mark
Give the Nor’easters hitting the Northeast this month, it appears March came in like a lion and the lamb relocated to Florida for the weather. … John Bolton, the selection to be the next President Trump's national security adviser, has a well-known belligerent attitude on foreign policy.
RANDOM THOUGHTS: MISSILE ALERT
- Friday, 19 January 2018
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- Written by mark
In the update to the television show, "The Beverly Hillbillies", the Clampett family makes its fortune when Amazon chooses Bug Tussle as the place for its new headquarters. ... A very serious question is troubling me about government funding. If the government shuts down, does President Trump have to close his golf courses?
RANDOM THOUGHTS: LUKE SKYWALKER
- Friday, 05 January 2018
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- Written by mark
RANDOM THOUGHTS: ON HOLIDAY
- Friday, 22 December 2017
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- Written by mark
Random Thoughts is taking a holiday siesta. Looking forward to 2018 and a year full o humor.
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- Friday, 15 December 2017
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- Written by mark
In the latest children's story update, Hansel and Gretel's parents are visited by the Division of Youth and Family Services. "So, you knowingly took two children into a woods known to be dangerous to look for food and abandoned them?"
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