Random Thoughts

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ANDREW CUOMO

Restaurant chain Arby’s is offering a fish sandwich for a limited time. The only problem is they are so used to drenching food in gravy.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TED CRUZ

My wife reminded me the family pet was scheduled to go to the veterinarian’s for a test. “He has a CAT scan in on Friday,” she said. “No, he doesn’t’,” I replied.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARJORIE T. GREENE

Scientists have discovered recently that bees love cannabis and hope hemp could help restore bee populations. The major problem is finding a way to keep the insects from flying around aimlessly after visiting the plants.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BIDEN

Southwest Airlines will ban emotional support animals in March, joining American, United and Delta. You mean I can’t bring my emotional support bat on the plane anymore?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE CAPITOL

A  friend learned that a shortage of chips is threatening automobile production. He said he was very surprised and commented, “Couldn’t they just switch to trail mix?”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: HAPPY 2021

The DNA testing service 23andMe has updated the results of the ancestry composition for those of us who have tested. All my wife was interested in how much my Neanderthal DNA has changed.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SANTACON NYC

Cannabis sales hits an estimated $238 million for Thanksgiving, one of the biggest sales periods for the drugs. Use of cannabis, of course, can make users slow moving and drowsy—somewhat hard to distinguish from what happens to people after a normal meal of turkey.

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RANDOM INSIGHTS: FLORIDA GOVERNOR

New of the future: 2050—The estate for the late former president Donald Trump filed its latest appeal to overturn results in the state of Pennsylvania that favored the late President Joe. Biden.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TRUMP LIBRARY

My wife got upset with me when she went, “I just broke another nail.” I replied “Why don’t have them all pulled if they are such trouble.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS TO RETURN

Recent knee surgery has cut into my sense of humor. Random Thoughts will return next week

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