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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WILLIAM SHATNER

 This Halloween, the scariest people will be the ones that come to the door without and masks.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: Jay Leno

My friend Jerry, a retired consultant, recently gave me insight into one of the secrets to successful consulting: “My plan for this year is to learn from the mistakes made by the people I give advice to.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: NICKI MINAJ

There’s a new frankness in how DNA findings are communicated to subscribers—things like are you susceptible to certain diseases, likely to go bald, or sleep deeply.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: N.Y’S CUOMO

It’s almost Labor Day and can Christmas displays be far behind. Join the competition to see who can get the most disgusted by the earliest the displays go up.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TEXAS' ABBOTT

The Cleveland Indians have changed their name to the Cleveland Guardians. It sounds like a group of alien overlords Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise encounter on a previously undiscovered planet.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: RON POPEIL


The south end of the Las Vegas strip is big on chocolate with Hershey Chocolate World is on one side of the famous avenue. On the other side, although not directly opposite but close, is M&M World.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: S.J. PARKER

The waiter at the seafood restaurant asked if I wanted a lobster bib. “Aren’t they way too small for people?” I asked.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: TOM CRUISE

There was a TV show last week about “Overcoming Apathy” but I decided I didn’t care enough to watch it. … There is a new part o the series that includes Chicago, P.D., Fire and Med.  Chicago Water and Sewer in viewers follow the exploits of the intrepid workers who struggle to break of blocks in sewer pipes.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BILL GATES

Scientists have uncovered evidence animals can breath through their rear ends in an emergency. We are waiting for a new phrase “butt breather” to take its place along with the time-honored “mouth breather”. I

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RANDOM THOUGTHS: RACING’S BAFFERT

 Some used my computer to look at a web page “Five buttermilk questions you were afraid to ask”. Just how threatening is buttermilk that someone would be afraid to ask a question. “Can I ask if you can drink it straight from the carton, oh, please no. no, no”. ...

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