…. One of the new, and probably needless, products introduced at the Consumer Electronics Show is a suitcase on wheels that will follow the owner. That is to be followed by a television remote that will crawl into your hand and place your fingers on the buttons and tell you which station to watch. …. Given all the revelations in Hollywood, there are plans to produce an update to the “Scarlet Letter”, except the A won’t stand for “adulterer” it will stand for “As…..” There are many contenders for the lead part. And with the Oscars coming up, everyone is wondering who will be nominated for Lifetime Achievement in Lechery.”… Hasbro is planning a new version of the venerable game “Monopoly”. Everything will be pretty much the same, except all currency will be in bitcoin and the amount available will rise and fall with the market. The real kicker is the amount of electricity used by creating new bitcoins will bankrupt most households.