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RANDOM THOUGHTS: OLIVER NORTH

I was sitting at a restaurant at the Embarcadero Marine Park in San Diego when I noticed this signed, “Enjoy burgers, bait and beer.” I told the waiter, “I’ll have cheeseburger, no tomato, a Bud and a side order of chum.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: R. KELLY

Tyson is entering the veggie market with a number of products, including the pea and beef burger. There’s just something about the sound of the word “pea burger” that is a bit offsetting.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DENNIS QUAID

Quaid Dennis 1I just read Intuit’s conflict minerals statement on the SEC’s Edgar site. It is always good to know no conflict diamonds were used in making TurboTax.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STALLONE

The octuplet children of Nadya Suleman, the octomom, are now nine years old. I always thought Nadya’s smile (she now calls herself Natalie)  looked like the Joker’s—a bit too long at the ends.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GIULIANI

Giuliani Rudy 1In an upcoming sequel to “the DaVinci Code” the secret society the Illuminati has deteriorated. In the group’s new evolution it is often referred to as the “Dimly Illuminati.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MARIO

Depending on which version of the calendar you follow, we just had National Accounting Day. Shoot, I forgot to send out my cards this year. I have one for next year: “May your life be as balanced as your accounts.”

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: WILD KINGDOM

It was a bit overcast this weekend at Huntington Beach, Calif. But it was so romantic on the beach being able to bask in the glow of the oil rigs.  …  I know a lot of people love “In and Out Burger”.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: STEPHEN MOORE

Someone asked me what my cookie policy is. I said if I see some I like, I eat them. … Airlines are reportedly studying how to cram more seats into their planes.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: "ALIEN"

A new movie is being filmed called “The Taking of Peloton 1-2-3” in which a crazed buff attempts to highjack an exercise cycle. It is reported to have the most boring chase in film history. ... In an effort to recruit younger generations of operatives, the CIA opened an Instagram account.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: POLANSKI

An opera based on advertisements by a famous lender, has just been completed. Called  “Wentworth,” it begins with the stirring tenor aria, “Ho un accordo strutturato” (I have a structured settlement. ) to which the lender replies  “Prendiamo quello che resta.”

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