I said, “Phooey, I have to run out and get the greeting cards. …Elementary students in drought-stricken California are now learning the answers to questions, such as “What was a lake?”, "What color was grass?" and “Is it true that water used to fall from the sky?” ... A friend of mine has been around corporate America too long. I told him I heard he was getting a divorce. He said, “No, I’m resigning to pursue other interests.” “So, you’re just chasing skirts?” “Yeah, pretty much.”  … Yesterday, while dining out with some colleagues, I ordered the chicken pot pie. “How do they get the chicken to eat the pot?” I asked the waiter.  … This weekend I’m going to San Francisco and I am taking “Flat Stanley” for a friend. For those of you who don’t know, Flat Stanley is a character that kids cuts out and color and ask someone to photograph him in various locations. I’m already eagerly anticipating my pictures “Flat Stanley Visits the Tenderloin District” and “Flat Stanley at the Nob Hill Theater.”  … I am leaving my body to science, agronomy. I want it scattered over a field as I know a lot of people will want to know, after I die, if was as full of it as they think I am.