Well just imagine “Wow, I wonder what this metal thing is for. Gee, it’s got this thing that spins and these six pieces of metal in it” … Life is all about context. Finger food had a whole different meaning to cannibals. … In a sad epilogue to the Oscar-winning movie, “The Shape of Water”, someone forgets to change the water and the fish man is found floating stomach up. He is then ceremoniously flushed down the city sewer in a tear-producing farewell. ... We will know higher intelligence exists when we are able to visit Elon Musk’s car in space and find it has a parking ticket. Or more likely it will come when after the launch latest probe outside the galaxy, we get notes of “Please stop littering our solar system.” … I just figured out the best definition of a pervert—someone who reads “Field and Stream” for the centerfolds. But the comment is on the verge of being antiquated. In an upcoming episode of “Jeopardy”, correct questions under the “Old Media” category include “What was a centerfold? What was a magazine?”