My wife isn’t buying it, however. “There must be something wrong with test,” she said. 23andMe provides a lot of information about ancestry and traits linked to genetics. The first report I got said I am my own grandpa. … New England Patriot’s owner Robert Kraft, “You’ve just won the SuperBowl, what are you going to do?”  “I’m going to Florida to pick up a hooker.” It sort of gives a new take on the Deflategate controversy the Patriots underwent a few years ago. It must make for interesting family conversation. “Grandma, what’s a massage parlor?” … Performing in the chorus of the Puccini opera “Tosca” this weekend. Opera is so uplifting—Tosca is acheery blend of political repression, torture, murder and suicide. … Peter Tork, the bassist for the group “The Monkees”, died this week at the age of 77. Interestingly, he got the job after friend, later star musician, Stephen Stills, didn’t. Imagine what would have happened with Stills in the Monkees. Maybe we would have had Crosby,  Tork and Nash, while we could have had someone in the Monkees convicted on gun charges.