His ability to take large amounts of money from people while making them feel good about the experience would be an enormous advantage in streamlining the tax system, he said. If elected, Trump will refer to the COTUS (comb over of the United States). He earlier rejected the phrase combo over in the United States (COITUS). The Donald also announced plans to build high-res luxury apartments on the White House and to turn the Capitol Mall into a shopping mall.... Now that Olympic decathlon champ Bruce Jenner is Caitlyn Jenner, General Mills is considering reshooting his picture for a box of Wheaties. He'll be holding a javelin and wearing an evening gown. Interesting, published reports say the cereal maker's reaction to Jenner's change was the following: "Bruce Jenner continues to be a respected member of Team Wheaties," a GM spokesperson told TMZ. Actually, there's nothing special about Olympic athletes changing gender. Remember the East Germans? In a show of support for Jenner, GM will issue a special box with Count Chocula dressed as Cher.