But there are all sorts of signs of decline. Someone asked, "Growing prostate?" "No, I concentrate on vegetables and flowers." ... "I'm having a bad day," I told a friend. "Really bad?" "Yes," I replied. "Nationwide told me it's no longer on my side". ... An over-eager American Airlines employee banned a musician and his cello from a flight, saying the instrument represented a potential security threat. Cellos are only a security threat when kids are learning to play them. Actually, they are more a threat to sanity then. ... Pepsi's now withdrawn TV ad that simulates a protest is groundbreaking. For a change, we have an incident in which the most embarrassing behavior is not by the Kardashians or Kanye West. Featured Kardashian half-sister Kendall Jenner, who got stuck in this turkey, has apparently pledged never to drink Pepsi again. Meanwhile, Pepsi is introducing a variant of its early 1960s’ slogan "Pepsi for Those Who Think Young" which will be "Pepsi for Those Who Don't Think". The planned "Star Trek: The Pepsi Generation" has also been scratched.Last modified on Saturday, 08 April 2017
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The local supermarket has a line of natural cat food. It appears to be very authentic—I found Fresh-killed Bird and Squashed Rat. There's also a natural dog food brand led by "Fresh Kitty Litter", what your dog really likes to eat. ... I told my wife she would know I was senile when I start drooling uncontrollably. "Who'd? know the difference," she retorted.
Bob Scott has been informing and entertaining the mid-market financial software community with his email newsletters for 10 years. And he has been covering this market through print publications for 18 years, first as technology editor of Accounting Today and then as the Editor of Accounting Technology from 1997 through 2009. He has covered the traditional tax and accounting profession during the same time and continues to address that as executive editor of the Progressive Accountant.