Stock Middle East news announcement: A hotel in [city name here] has been destroyed by a bomb. A group called [organization name here] claimed responsibility.

Another candidate for the Democratic nomination for president has dropped out of the race. That was, uh, I think it was, no what was his name again, wait a minute, I thought he quit last month. Never mind. 

Major league baseball is taking marijuana off the banned list. The weed will now be in the same category as alcohol—abuse will be treated, but the substance is not banned.

Peloton, has drawn fire over its ad in which a husband gives his very trim wife one of its exercise bicycle. In a more realistic version, the wife shouts, “You think I’m fat!. You think I need to lose weight?”