Mark Zuckerberg, Facebook, by Anthony Quintano There have been rumors the Russians have penetrated the American power network.  I was getting suspicious when the return address on my electric bill was “V. Putin, The Kremlin, Moscow”.  

The other thing that has me suspicious is 20 million votes have already been cast in the fall congressional elections. … I had a nice meal of semi-boneless duck a couple of months ago. It’s not well known but there was an attempt to raise semi-boneless ducks, but they kept falling over and drowning. … A recent video showed test robots being used for home deliveries. We’ll know who the real paranoids are. “Honey, that damned thing won’t go away. The government is after us.” … There’s a TV advertisement for catheters that shows an actor happy holding up a couple of devices. Given they look about two-feet long, it’s hard to buy that smile. … I think the decline in the value of Facebook stock is starting to show. I got a message from CEO Mark Zuckerberg: “Get two Facebook shares every time you add a friend” from  …Disneyworld employees will receive a minimum wage of $15 per hour starting in January. I guess that won over an earlier proposal for $7 per hour and all the costumes they want. … I am starting to suspect some of my food is genetically modified. The. yogurt I bought last week opened the refrigerator door and walked across the room.

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