… North Korea reportedly has executed Kim Hyok Chol, its special envoy to the U.S. and four foreign ministry officials who were involved in negotiations for February’s failed U.S.-North Korean summit. It gives a new urgency to the original meaning of “heads will roll”. As much as Donald Trump seems to like North Korea’s leader, you have to wonder what he thinks of Kim Jong Un’s management techniques. … Domino’s has introduced carryout insurance for people who have pizza accidents. They will remake a pizza. Is it like regular insurance? You file a claim and they won’t let you buy pizza again? … Sylvester Stallone has declared the movie “Last Blood” is the end of the Rambo franchise. He’s missing an opportunity to release “Tired Blood” in which the 72-year-old actor, as John Rambo, fights a world-wide conspiracy to corner the Geritol market. We’re also waiting for an adult reprise of his debut film, “The Party at Kitty and Stud’s” in which the star valiantly pops Viagra in order to keep up with the demands of the role. … On the other end of the age spectrum, Kylie Jenner is drawing flack for an Instagram post in which some believed she spent way too little time with her walnut face scrub to be effective. The real hint was the edited voice of her mother in the background yelling “Don’t forget to wash behind your ears.”Last modified on Friday, 31 May 2019
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The octuplet children of Nadya Suleman, the octomom, are now nine years old. I always thought Nadya’s smile (she now calls herself Natalie) looked like the Joker’s—a bit too long at the ends.