... Besides promising to build "The Great Wall of Trump", if elected GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump wants to replace the United Nations with the Miss Universe pageant, which he owned until earlier this year. He explained that it would contribute to peace since more people are interested in watching beautiful women than political debates ... And today's Jeopardy answer "Tasteless and Textureless." "Bob?" "What is gluten-free food," Alex." ... People rarely get respect from those closest to them. Take Frederick the Great, the Prussian emperor. His wife, Elizabeth Christine complained to no end, "Great? He can't even pick up his socks." ... The recent baseball Wild Card games brought nationwide jubilation and prayers of thanks. Then, course, there were those who rooted for the Yankees. ... Went to put some Vaseline on my chapped lips and put on Preparation H instead. My lips shrank so much I couldn't speak for days.
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RANDOM THOUGHTS: FREDERICK THE GREAT
A friend was listening to a new song I can't stand. "It grows on you!" he insisted. "So does ringworm," I replied. .... I am looking for new choice for answering pop-up questions on websites. "How can we improve our website?" "Stop asking me questions like that." "Is there anything we can do for you today?" "Yeah, make it so I don't get asked that again." ... In the updated tale, Ali Baba attempts to use the phrase "Open sesame" to open a door, but is thwarted when it responds, "You may have entered an incorrect password. Please, try again."
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