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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JIMMY HOFFA

Jimmy HoffaThe xero and five Giants football team has been officially declared a disaster area. New Yorkers are demanding the team, which has played in the Meadowlands in New jersey for decades, be named the Jersey Giants. There have been alternate suggestions that authorities mount another search for the body of former teamster leader, Jimmy Hoffa, in the playing field and bury the team while the ground is open.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MICHAEL DOUGLAS

Michael DouglasMichael Douglas and wife, Katherine Zeta Jones, who appeared headed for divorce, have apparently decided to salvage their marriage. I guess she had second thoughts after he scolded her and gave her a tongue lashing. Or something like that. ... I had this vision that after Douglas revealed the origin of his throat cancer that a movie was made about his life. But instead of recovering, the character in the movie dies.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: BILL GATES

Bill Gates, MicrosoftMicrosoft founder and chairman Bill Gates this week revealed the famous, and despised, keyboard combo - control, alt, delete - was a mistake.  Apparently, some developers were playing twister after hours and it was mistakenly coded into the software. We assume he is working on a statement about the Surface tablet. ... Movie star Amanda Bynes hopes to quickly resolve a case in which she was accused of throwing a bong out of a New York window.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: SPACEBALLS

John Candy as BarfIs it just me or do other people think that Miley Cyrus' hairdo at the VMA Music awards looks like that of John Candy's character "Barf" in  the movie "Spaceballs"?  ... Papa Cyrus defended his daughter recently. Miley returned the favor telling a news service that "No matter what people say, he actually Miley Cyrusis a musician." ... There's a new sci-fi movie brewing "Escape from the Planet of the Kardashians. "

It's about a planet ruled by beautiful women who have no obvious talents which leaves the population in a desperate search for intelligent life. ...

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CHARLIE SHEEN

A news report says that TV star Vicki Lawrence's character "Mama" would give Miley Cyrus a spanking for her performance on the MTV VMA Awards. I know a lot of guys who watched her the show were thinking that exact thing. ... ABC News.com had an interesting choice in discussing a new fashion trend and how to look good in it. The headline was "Pulling off the Peek-A Boo Bra." Well yeah, that's the whole point, isn't it?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE HEADLESS HORSEMAN

Headless HorsemanWatched the new vision of the Headless Horseman of Sleepy Hollow during the plane flight (minus the sound). Called "Sleepy Hollow", it features a Rambo-like monster who appears as adept with automatic weapons as with swords. I still can't figure out why in the initial confrontation a policeman didn't just shoot his horse?

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: MILEY CYRUS

Miley Cyrus News items always interest me when they have unnecessary words. There was a report of someone shot by a disgruntled employee. I suppose that's as opposed to being shot by a content employee. ... At a recent trip through Chicago's O'Hare airport I noted the normal background noise – the sound of whips being used on those who tried to take liquids through security and the cries of the damned in coach.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: JUSTIN BIEBER

Justin BieberA new mammal has been discovered in Columbia called the olinguito. A new mammal species was also recently discovered in Texas where the state quickly established a hunting season. ... NASA has abandoned the possibility of fixing the Kepler space telescope. They were unable to guarantee anyone would be home between noon and 4 p.m. ... There's a new NFL series on Court TV. Play by play will explore possible sentences and mitigating circumstances.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ALASKA JOURNAL, SARAH PALIN

Sarah PalinAlaska Journal. Saturday, July 27: In the woods. Saw bear. Myth confirmed. Had to stop to clean shoes. Sunday, July 28: Ran into a tree. Discovered softness is not northern. Monday, July 29: Fairbanks. Sun is still out at 11:30 p.m. Do not understand why Alaska needs Daylight Savings Time. Visited Alaska Pipeline.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: ANTHONY WEINER 2013

Anthony WeinerSometimes statues emphasize a feature to help us remember famous people and what they are most famous for. It is not quite clear how to handle molding a statue of what made Anthony Weiner famous. But the randy New York Democratic politician is having an impact on popular culture. There's a new phrase entering the language, "to be a Weiner" which means not knowing to quit while you are ahead.

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