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RANDOM THOUGHTS: LORD VOLDEMORT

Ralph Fiennes, AKA, Lord VoldemortAuthor J.K. Rowling says she might write more Harry Potter books. In one proposed shocking scene in “The Return of the Muggles”, Lord Voldemort turns to the magic lad and intones “Harry, I am your father.” And as  Potter and his friends move into their college years, In “Hogwarts Toga Party” a drunken Harry turns the residents of Slytherin house into frogs but can’t remember the next day where he put them.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: DONALD TRUMP

Donald TrumpDonald Trump says it’s Kate Middleton's fault that topless pictures of the English princess were taken and published. Topless pictures of the Donald have been published but you can’t see his chest because of his comb over. ... This week’s celebration of “National Hobbit Day” was crippled when animal control officers in several cities rounded up hobbits for not having proper licenses. In Arizona, police vigorously enforced laws requiring mythical creature to prove their citizenship. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: LAS VEGAS

Bellagio, Caesars PalaceLas Vegas is such a customer-oriented town. Why, in this week's visit, I was walking The Strip and saw a mobile billboard proclaiming "Hot Babes Direct to You." What friendly people!

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: OBAMA, ELI MANNING

Eli ManningThe Democratic convention on Thursday beat out the Giants football game for TV viewership. I think it was when Obama went for fourth and long on a quarterback sneak that won over the crowd. Plus quarterback Eli Manning’s speech on foreign policy and health care turned off the fans at Giants stadium. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: BLIND MEN, ELEPHANT

Most people have heard the story about the six blind men and the elephant, how each touch a different part of the animal – the tail, the trunk or legs and so on. There was a seventh blind guy but he put his hand in the wrong place and well, the funeral was very dignified. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: PRINCE HARRY

Prince HarryI don’t see why there is such an uproar in Great Britain over naked pictures of Prince Harry. After all, tourists by the millions come to the country to view the royal, excuse me, crown jewels. The 27-year old defended his actions saying, "I have nothing to hide." The pictures were published by a Rupert Murdoch newspaper, the "Sun". It's good to see that newspapers continue to take a stand on the important issues of our era.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: GAYLORD OPRYLAND

Gaylord Opryland, Delta IslandSomeone asked me if the charges for the ATM at the Gaylord Opryland hotel in Nashville were high. I replied, “Well, it demanded ‘Give me all your money and don’t say anything.’” I won’t say that the two scoops of gelato I got for $6.01 were small, but the server offered me a magnifying glass along with my spoon. The Gaylord is home to the broadcast booth of WSM radio. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: THE OLYMPICS

Olympic logo

Watching the Olympics, I yearn for the old days in competition with the Soviet bloc athletics, back when men were men and so were women. For the next competition in Rio, there will be a new demonstration sport, rhythmic synchronized bowling in which competitors are judged on style and how they balance their beer cans.

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RANDOM THOUGHTS: CAYMAN ISLANDS

Very happy to see the Caymans Islands represented in the Summer Olympics. The competition of their world-class banking team is expected to be fun to watch. Mitt Romney is expected to be a lock on the Caymans’ electoral vote although that will be countered by Obama's sure win in Kenya.. … In sad news, William Staub, the inventor of the indoor treadmill died about two weeks ago. Read more...

RANDOM THOUGHTS: SODOR AND MORDOR

Thomas the Tank EngineIn a tragic error in communications, instead of being dispatched to the Island of Sodor, Thomas the Tank Engine and his friends were sent to the land of Mordor. In future episodes they will be working under the name “The Orc Express.” … My wife told me that one reason presidential campaign Mitt Romney went to England was that his wife owns half a horse entered in the Olympics. Read more...

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